Finally! Mum has catcheded up enough blog for me to tell you about my Big Adventure! I woz AWESOME!!!
And there aren't any pics cos Mum and the camera were left at home.
So, first off, Mum and Grandma and Grandad had this big boring conversation, all about walks, and were there poo bags, and did G&G have water, and yawn stuff like that. I wozn't listening, cos Grandad had the leads in his hand and my ears switch off then.
Then it got really exciting, with leads and G&G and going out the door, and the gate and stuff, and it wozn't til we were outside and across the road, that I realised we had left Mum behind! She wozn't with us! For the longest time, I thought she woz going to catch up. Coz she does that sometimes. Or she is waiting for us. So I kept looking. And Cato woz with us, so that woz OK. And all he woz interested in were the sniffs.
I kept looking for Mum, but she was gone. And we were being dragged off. Well, I was. A bit. But I didn't struggle much, cos I am too clever and cunning for that!
We walked for ages along the road path thing. Then we crossed onto the green. Then we crossed the green and another road. Then we went along the lane and into the gate and along and along until we came to the field. The one that Cato likes cos of the mole hills.
Then Grandma PawNapper got some treats out, and we had some. They were OK for PawNappers. Actually they tasted just like OUR treats. So maybe they TreatNapped too! And they (G&G PawNapper) made a fuss of me and then they let me off the lead wot they had used to steal me away from Mum!!!
So I was clever and brave and a Ninja Pirate, and I danced out of their PawNapping reach!
I told Cato he should do the same, but all he wanted was another treat.
G&GPN tried to tricksy me closer, so they could grab me again, but No! I foiled their dastardly plan! And when GrandadPN tried to catch me to trap me, I decided that I wanted my Mum, and I wanted her NOW. So I set off for home.
I ran out of the field and along the path and through the gate and down the lane and across the road - the cars all stopped, but I was running too fast to notice - and then I ran all the way across the green. I was a bit puffed by then, so I stopped for a bit and watched GrandadPN running towards me calling me, with a treat in his hand. But I am lotsandlots too smart to be PawNapped like that EVER AGAIN. so I waited til he got nearly close enough to grab me, and then I was OFF! And I ranandranandran again.
I ran off the green and across the road, and a man in a car stopped and called to me! But he woz a PawNapper too - I can tell - so I just ran on down the road til I found GranandGrandad's house, and I could smell Mum on our car and our path, and I went and sat on the mat until GrandadPN catcheded me up and opened the door and I could find Mum.
Aren't I clever!!!!
And then there woz another yacky human conversation, with hand waving and fussing and I fell asleep cos I had run so far, and cos PawNapping is really exciting, and foiling PawNapping is heroic, and I needed a snooze.