:) I washed all of my jeans when I was getting ready to start my monthly cycle. How does that make sense? Right when I'm feeling hugely fat, am completely bloated and have zero sense of humor, I make sure all of my blue jeans are way too tight. I'm talking so tight, the circulation is cut off to my head. (Which could explain things except that I lost my mind before I washed them.) Seriously, I stood up and saw SPOTS!

The cycle is about over (thank God), and I'm just now starting to shrink back to my normal size. I now have a roll of fat boinking up over the waist band of my jeans that doesn't quite reach my bra area. The bottom half of me looks like a sausage that just doesn't quite fit in its skin.

So I ask again,....what was I thinking????????? :)