Snakes in the woodpile, Bones in the woods!
Oh Aunties I just Have to tell you about all the excitement I've had the last few days!
But First mommy says I Have to warn you cuz this stuff is normal to us around here but it may gross some of you out, so you may want to stop now and Not look at the pics, except of course the last one of Me!
Ok now for the excitement!!
Well first you know daddy is Still working on those crazy wood piles! I now have 6, yes count them 6 in my backyard and two out side my yard... Soooo he was moving wood from one of them this week and guess What he found! A snake, yup a snake in the wood pile! Ya know the ole sayin, well we have em! Daddy kept finding this one cuz he wouldn't kill it! He said it was a 'good' snake, mommy says there isn't such a thing and if he killed it he wouldn't keep finding it!
Here ya go a picture of a 'good' snake if you've never seen one! This one is the biggest one confused with a copperhead so they say but it's not poisonous... But he's still poised to strike- Yikes good thing it's mommy there and Not me!
Ok now Aunties mommy says if you haven't stop reading yet and are thinkin well..that's not so bad... You May want to stop here! Last chance!!
Sooo I went for my walk yesterday and I member Aunties you said you wanted to see what I find on my walks soooo here it is, my big find! It was just like on Bones Aunties! Do you watch that show? I Love it! And I was Bones cuz I'm smart like her!! And here's what I found!
And here's a close up. Poor Bambi...
Mommy was the picture lady, she could handle that cuz duh how hard was it to identify?!! And daddy was the bug man, he was tryin to determine time of death! But silly daddy he said 12-24 hrs but that Can't be right! Know why?? Cuz the day before the FedEx man got stuck in our drive, he was here almost all day, at least 5 hours to get him towed outta here. Yup I went and told All my friends, mommy let me walk through the neighborhood just like the town crier tellin all my friends! Sooo see Aunties it Had to be less than 12 hours old, That's why I'm Bones, I'm Smart!!
Well Sooo then mommy did a full doo, haircut, b*** word and all on me But right Before I went in the b*** guess what daddy found?! Another snake in the wood pile but this time it was a Copperhead... Ick.... And while I was in the b*** daddy was wrestling with the copperhead... Daddy won!! Here ya go Aunties, look he's still tryin to Bite! Daddy said this makes his 42nd kill and member he doesn't kill those 'good' ones... Just the bad poison ones that would hurt me.. Like this guy...
It sure was a long hard day so mommy let me have a nice rest on my warm blankets just outta the dryer to end my day!! Hope you enjoyed my day as much as I did Aunties, I just Love being smart like Bones! I'm a bone findin bad snake killin Tzu! ❤️Missy
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