Mum's new splashy pool
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Well you know how I don't like Mum splashing a lot, on account of all that water being dangerous and scary and frightening. And Mum's body disappearing, and her being just a talking head? And me preferring her to have a lap, and for me to be on her lap?
Well her old splashy pool died a bit back, and she was happy, cos they did something called a refund. And she saved and saved and saved her pocket money, and she got a new splashy pool. And it arrived last week.
I don't see why we have to have one on holiday AND at home, it seems like FAR too much B*THING to me.
But here it is.
All big and noisy and splashy, and stinky.
Mum says that she is sorry, but I will have to get used to it. And she has builded me a set of steps so I can join her when she splashes. I can climb up and see her in the horrible stinky water. She says it is so I don't worry too much. Bailey has a chair, doesn't he? AuntieSophiesHaven? A special Bailey chair to stop him worrying. Well now I have special Cato Steps to stop me worrying too.
And look! I can drag out my favourite brown humping bed, and hump when Mum is splashing!
You can't see my special CatoSteps in Mum's pic cos they are in the corner, but here is another pic to show you.
They don't sniff right yet, so I am still getting used to them.
Tara loves them! she goes up and down the steps just for the fun of it, but I have only gone up two steps so far, with Mum's help. But I am going to keep trying. If I have to get used to them, I will. And they do give a good view out into the garden.
Do you know, we had a black and white cat invading the catmint yesterday!?! I have had to step up my patrols!
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