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Bestest food day EVER!!!


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Tara:

Oh Aunties, yesterday my tummy was sooooo full.  It was FAB!!!

It started off with breakfast.  Cos Mum was doing chicken wings, and she knows that I like the pointy triangle bits wot are on the end.  So she skissers them off for me.  There were some on the floor, so I hoovered them up.  Cato missed out cos he doesn't like raw chicken bits.  He is weird.

So then it woz breakfast proper time.  And Mum puts our food in the bowls and stands back.  Only she made some kind of mistake, cos there woz less food in my bowl than usual?!?!  Cato's bowl had the normal amount, and mine was half empty!  But I ate it anyway, cos you never know when the next food is coming, do you?

Meanwhile, Cato is sitting there blinking at his bowl, cos he was just waking up, and he doesn't really like chicken/beef and we have been eating the chicken/beef dinner for 2 days now.  I keep telling him the faster he eats up his chicken/beef dinner, the faster we get on to the tripe and lamb and venison ones.  But he is stupid.

So, then the doorbell goes, which is very exciting!  And we all rush to the door to say hello to the nice parcel man, and Mum won't let us bounce on him, and has a chat with him.  And I suddenly remembered that there was a food bowl with food still in it!  So I left Cato and Mum dealing with the parcel man, and I went back into the kitchen and tidied up the left over food.  Cos I am good like that.

Then Mum comes back and says 'Oh Tara!' in that weird voice that she uses sometimes when I am supposed to have done something wrong, but I woz just tidying up, wozn't I?  And Cato didn't want it.

So then a bit later Cato does his silly sicky bile throwup and gets hand fed cooked chicken!  Not fair!  I was still starving, and I only got one piece of cooked chicken, and he got lotsandlotsandlots.  He is such an attentionseekar.

Mum gave me a cuddle and poked my tummy a bit and said 'I am surprised you haven't burst, young lady!'

And then I went to sleep cos I woz suddenly veryveryvery tired.

 

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:roflmao: Oh Tara you are such a good housekeeper, aren't you....... couldn't help but laugh, I could just imagine your face as brother got the good stuff and you had to just watch

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Tara:

Yes AuntieCriystal!  Snot fair, is it?

I'm always hungry, and he gets all that lovely chicken when I am STARVING!!!

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Oooh Tara you sure did clean up good and help to get to the good dinners faster!:roflmao: you’re right you shoulda got Lots more chicken for being such a good helper! Poor Cato, sorry you got sick sweetie but you sure figured out how not to eat that chicken/beef meal you don’t like, didn’t you?!

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