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Burger, beef rib and sleep disturbance


Crinkly

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Cato:

hello Aunties!  How are you? I am very well thank you!  

It was all wet and soggy today, so Mum and Dad said ‘no walk!’ :compress: but they said they would go out Hunting and bring some prey back.

i wanted to help, cos i am an excellent Hunter, but i think they were sensible to leave Tara behind, cos she always mucks everything up, and doesn’t have proper Hunting Instincts, like me.  So then I had to stay with her! Cos she always gets silly if she is left alone.

But even without my help, Mum and Dad did some excellent Hunting!  They brought back some lovely 100%-beef-burger and some juicy-beef-rib-off-the-bone.  Me and Tara had it for tea.  It was lush!

and now i am trying to have a nice snooze on Mum’s lap while my tummy is full, only Mum keeps moving, and saying ‘i can’t stand this! You are never having that again!’  And ‘this is unbearable! How is is possible for 2 small paws to produce Such horrendous flatulence?  Never again!’

it is very disruptive.  I will never get my tea digestified if she keeps on fidgeting like this!

it is very important to follow the right way of doing things.  Hunt.  Eat.  Sleep. Mums should respect the tradition, shouldn’t they?

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Missysmom

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Oooh what goodies mom and dad brought back! You are sooo right Cato you must have total uninterrupted rest and perhaps a nice belly rub to digest properly, silly mommy!:hysterical:

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Cato:

Yes! You are right AuntieMM!  

A tummy rub would have been MUCH better than all the squeaking and fidgeting and wafty hand waving.

Maybe Tara should get a tummy rub too.  She did a really stinky poo this morning.  I didn’t.  I think that means she got more beef rib than me! That doesn’t seem fair! Does it?

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Missysmom

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Cato Molly here- it’s Totally Not fair that Tara And Missy get Much More to eat than us is it?! I’m on Your side Cato, stinky poos and all I Want More Food and tummy rubs Too!:ohyeah::bear:

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Shorty says:

Hooman Beans are crazy!  My Mama does the same thing........makes us yummy food and then complains at the results.  Lately we've been eating a deelish batch of salmon head soup she made JUST for us!  This morning I jumped on her lap after breakfast and she said I was STINKY!!  Then she pulled out the babywipes and washed my face, chin and ears.  She doesn't pick on Boxer Princess Sophie as much cuz she doesn't have fur that drags through the broth ambrosia.

Hoomans!  I tell ya!  Can't live with 'em!  Can't live without 'em!  Go figure.......

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Crinkly

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Cato:

Oooh! salmon head soup sound GORGEOUS!!!  I just had a bit of mackerel as a treat.  That was nice too.  But not as nice as your soup.

Tara has stopped farting.  Mum is happy.  I would be happier if there were more burger ribs, but it is back to boring raw starvation rations now, and having to watch Tara get bigger portions.  :(

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It was kind of funny when I bought the fish heads in the grocery store.........

My FIL was a career Navy officer, served mostly in the Pacific.  He attended a lot of "state-type" dinners and was served some interesting things.  In the Phillipines, one was fish head  soup, a common dish in that country.  So he always terrorized our kids they were going to have to eat fish head soup when we came to their home.

The clerk who checked us out didn't bat an eye but the bagger (also a young woman) lookd slightly horrified.   The clerk who was Fillipino just quietly asked me if I was going to make soup?  I told her yes, but it was for my dogs.  She seemed to think I was wasting perfectly good fish heads (and PAYING for them!) when WE could eat it ourselves.

Shorty is disappointed - he thought they were in training for pulling a sled through the snow.

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We ALL went out today.  The WHOLE pack, and Mam too!  Mam is Dad's Mam.  Which is different from Mum who is my Mum.  We love Mam.  She doesn't know how to walk on a lead though.  No idea!  She thinks you have to pull all the time.  I don't let her do that.  She needs to learn to let me steer and sniff.  Have to sniff.

We went to somewhere called Beverley.  It is a longlonglong way away in the car.  Mam and Dad sat in the front doing driving stuff, and Mum and us sat in the back.  I had a nice snooze but Tara was over-excited about sitting with Mum and didn't sleep at all.

It was raining in Beverley, and I kept asking to go into dry carpeted shops, but Dad and me and Tara had to stand outside in the cold wet shivery rain.  But eventually we went to a pub.  It had a big old flagstone floor wot Mum said was so old it must be over 300.  Weird, huh?  Anyway, the 300 floor was stonecold and I was all wet from the rain.  Tara was doing her silly shivery thing with big eyes and sorry-for-herself but Mum wouldn't let her up on the bench.  She said 'We aren't at home now!  So no doglets on furniture!' 

I didn't want to sit on the bench.  I wanted to sit on Mum.  But she said no to that too!  On ccount of me being soggy.  So Mum put her coat on the floor and me and Tara snuggled in it and snoozled all warm and comfy til it was time to go outside and have our burger and chicken bits.  Delicious!  

This time I got more burger than Tara!  Haha!  And she got boring chicken.  Mum says I am a special little soldier and cooked chicken makes my tum all squirty, so I got the burger.  Yum!

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Summerangel

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My goodness you’re eating like royalty. And I don’t believe that you would have really bad flatuence... ? :cheezy:

 

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