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Stinky fish eggy stuff


Crinkly

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Cato:

Mum just gave us stinky black fish egg stuff.

I didn't like it.

Tara didn't like it either.

It was sniffy and fishy and bobbley.  And Mum said we could only have teensy little bits, on account of it being very posh and Russian and shiny and stinky.  She said it was something called Lumpfish Caviar wot she found in a corner of the Human Food Shop, and since she had never ever ever ever tasted Caviar Stuff before, she got some.

She needn't have bothered.

Dad didn't like it AT ALL, which is why we got some.

I think that Mum is only pretending to like it.

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Crinkly

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Mum:

Yes, well, thank you Cato for that lovely introduction!  

It was actually rather nice.  

I had it on a cracker (not worth making blinis) with cream cheese, with the caviar on top.  Tiny little black fish eggs.

Just by themselves on a spoon, the flavour was a bit too intense, but on the cracker with cream cheese it was delicious!  Amazing texture, like popping tiny little bubbles in the mouth, but with no fizzy flavour, just smooth fishiness.

I am looking forward to the rest.  Possibly for breakfast tomorrow morning (Saturday).  Certainly won't be wasting any more on Dad or the pups.  They obviously don't have my naturally expensive tastes! ?

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Summerangel

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Haha this made me laugh. 

Thanks Cato for your introduction, I loved it! ?

Icant say as the thought of it appeals to me, but like you said you have a naturally expensive taste!? 

Cato, I’m with you on this one. The thought of those bubbles popping in mouth and then tasting of fish... yuk! 

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Marlene

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I think the only time I've had anything like caviar was a bite of sushi with some kind of fish eggs.  I liked the flavor (salty) and the crunch/pop in my mouth.....but I think one bite was enough.

On the other hand the first time I ever had lobster.......I'd had enough after 2-3 bites.  Then I graduated to a whole one.

I'm surprised Cato and Tara didn't like it..............all of my dogs have loved anything fishy.  The stinkier the better.

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Hysterical!  I am not at all fond of caviar (even Beluga), and if I was forced to eat it I'd demand a blini, sour cream, chopped eggs and about 5 caviar bobbles on top.  That's it.

 

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Crinkly

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Cato:

Can I try it again?  With blini-things and white stuff and nice chopped eggs?  I could spit the fishy stuff out.

That would be NICE!

Mum:

Sorry Cato.  It is ALL GONE!!!

 

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